Hidden Command Center

And a great way to hide from your parents without getting bored.

I know it looks like an ordinary closet from the outside, and that’s the idea, but inside lies a powerful command center from where a computer geek does great things like…playing World of Warcraft, hacking people’s computers and other fun activities.

This has to be one of the best computer hideouts I’ve ever seen. Not recommended for claustrophobics though.

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30 Responses to “Hidden Command Center”

  1. Christian says:

    What’s the point of the sub-woofer & speakers if the idea is to hide from the parents? What is that white box above the computer tower? Nevertheless, that’s pretty cool, I guess.

  2. david says:

    what are you talking about? this looks godawful.

  3. Tom says:

    I don’t see any vents on that box.
    How hot does it get when you put a geek in a confined space with a computer running?

  4. Scott Washington says:

    Awesome. Now you can lock yourself even further away from society.

  5. Anon says:

    Just like your mom.

  6. Al says:

    Wow, it must be hard to clean stenches out of that.

  7. dgaf says:

    yea wtf is the point in having anything more then headphones if your hiding from them you cant have speakers but having a sub is too much and the white box i think is a camra

  8. KrazyKrl says:

    Wow, whoever made that has no basic design sense. And no sense of ergonomics. The sound quality from that encased subwoofer must be awesome, and all that unfinished (probable formaldehyde-laden) MDF must make you pretty high from the off-gassing.

    I feel bad for your computer; you must get great performance when the door is shut, and the PC runs at 200 degrees.

    In summary: the flat black paint job makes it look awful, there is no cable organization, I’m kind of doubting how comfortable that kind of space is, and it looks like you sure have antiquate ventilation when it’s closed.

    Did I mention it looks HORRIBLE painted in black?

  9. weedfarmer says:

    that would make a pritty decent grow box.

  10. James says:

    That’s amazing. I’d build one, but I tend to show off my computer, so it would be counter-productive. Still, pretty ingenious.

  11. :D says:

    id hotbox that

  12. Jools Chadwick says:

    White box could be some kind of fan pumping air outta the back of the cupboard. With the door closed, i imagine it would get pretty hot in there and KO the tower.
    Just a guess.

  13. Anon says:

    Looks like somewhere a madman would lock me in so I’d never be heard from again… But I’m a tad claustrophobic so there you go.

  14. Uncle B says:

    private porno jerk-atorium

  15. T rouble says:

    Well the concept of having a hidden getaway for a “top secret” computer laboratory sounds cool. However this entire set up makes no sense at all. its like the polish secret service set it up. Oh I want to burn a CD. Let me crawl out of the box open the cabinet install disk crawl back into box…. Now if you replaced the speakers with head phones, recessed that into the wall and made it look like a book shelf then I’d be impressed. By the way you dont wear a tinfoil hat when your in there do you?

  16. Straider says:

    Ehhhm, where’s the fridge, Coffeemachine and Microwave?

  17. the green bastard says:

    Speaking as an engineer, whoever built that contraption has absolutely no concept of good design, pretty much what KrazyKrl said. But speaking as a stoner, I’d sit in there all day until either I or the PC overheated.

  18. francis says:

    not enough place for pizza, this box sucks ;)

  19. candy says:

    epic awesomeness

  20. Jabroney says:

    Holy crap – so this is where lame-ass, dork WoW players meet to share retarded pictures, with even more retarded ‘improvements’

    Thumbs down, stumble-fags

  21. Yair Tendler says:

    No Fans?

    But anyways maybe if I was younger, lived in a share room with my brother and at night wanted to play World of Warcraft ( Ah no internet back then).

  22. man yolk says:

    WHAT A FUCKING LOSER

  23. It’s pretty neat, but could be better. I’d organize the cords better and put in some vents. I bet it gets really hot in there.

  24. Dman says:

    Its also right next to the radiator. Im surprised it doesnt ignite immediately upon use!

  25. I would have picked more jizz-resistant materials. Vinyl tiling and a chair covered in some sort of disposable plastic bag maybe?

  26. Sage says:

    I don’t think it’s as bad as everyone seems to think. I doubt it gets incredibly hot and I think that white thing behind the PC is some sort of (weird ass) fan.

    I think it’s more about saving space and blocking light than hiding away. Whoever made it is either spoiled or works in the art world because he/she has a WACOM Intuous 3 pen [Classic too, it's cheaper but so much better than the rubber grip].

  27. Ged says:

    Nice idea but horribly executed.

  28. youwish says:

    It doesnt look like a Command center…it looks more like a jerkin it room.

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