Metrosexual wanna-bes

I believe any man should pay attention to how he looks, but if that means we should all look like fried chickens, I prefer going for a neanderthal look. I mean look at these guys, I don’t know how they got those girls to hang out with them, but I’m betting drugs had something to do with it.

I’m actually waiting for comments from any girls reading this, would you go out with these chickens? I mean guys.

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16 Responses to “Metrosexual wanna-bes”

  1. Gino says:

    They took Zoolander seriously?

  2. Toon says:

    This is hilarious… I like a tan just as much as the next man, but these guys take it to a whole new level! This is just ridiculous :P And than there’s still the hair: Hey guys, let’s all get tans and get exactly the same haircut (so we can swap dates without girls ever noticing!)… This is just plain stupid :D

  3. Olive says:

    Oh wow, i can’t believe it. Actually, I can. Hopefully they knew how silly they looked and felt self-conscience the whole time.

  4. Asher84 says:

    They look like oompa-loompas. I thought it was a joke at first, now I’m not so sure.

    And definitely agree with the Zoolander comment!

  5. Sean says:

    Is that the spray on Tan crap?

  6. veebles says:

    hahahahahaha

  7. LaLa says:

    This guy had also shaven his legs!

  8. Skwerl says:

    Yeah. People call em Guido’s, i prefer to call the Douchebags.
    you may sit there and ask about the tan. or the hair. or the almost cult like following to this trend, but i look at them and i ask…”why?”

    personally, im italian, and i can see using some aspects of their style, SOME. with GREAT moderation. not all at once. and not with all of your friends. i dont ever want to hear my friends say, “hey bro could you get that one part of my ass for me? i cant reach it with the wax” before going clubbing.

  9. waaasssaap says:

    they look like some body shuve a basball bath up there asss

  10. Raine says:

    what’s with the lips? pouty? morons…I’d never allow my sons to look remotely like that..hell no

  11. Amy says:

    Just wanted to leave a comment from a girl… these guys are repulsive, and the reason they somehow got the girls in the photos is because neither of them have any brains or self-esteem

  12. JoseS says:

    the infamous joeyporsche911,

  13. Militaria says:

    Fajna stronka, dodalem ja sobie do ulubionych, bede tu zagladal czesciej, pozdrawiam

  14. matt says:

    Not metrosexual, HOMOSEXUAL!! I like the pic where you can just see their eyes

  15. Ciekawa strona, bede ja odwiedzal czesciej, pozdro

  16. Sky Dizzle says:

    @ Matt : Actually homos have much better taste then these turdbuglers. Although these guys were prolly touched by their creepy uncle one to many times.

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