Well this guy has a pair of undershorts tattooed on his body so technically he isn’t naked.
If you’re ever in Barcelona, you might get “lucky” and run into “the old naked guy“. No one knows his name but everybody knows him, he’s kind of a local mascot, walking around in the nude with his huge penis hanging down halfway to his knees. Tourists either avoid him or just stop and stare at him, but he doesn’t seem to mind. The police have tried to reason with him and he has even been institutionalized a few times but he always came back.
There isn’t much more I can say about this naked man of Barcelona so I’ll just let the pics speak for themselves.




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April 24th, 2008
Spooky
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sick old bastard
A wang tattoo!
lmao
I actually think the bloke he’s talking to in the last photo is stranger than him!
Nice to see he wore socks, hate to see a nude ankle…..the wang tatoo….ewwwww!
Holy shit! I saw that dude when I was there. I thought it was just an isolated incident, but apparently not.
a pair of freaks
The guy in the skirt doesn’t look any worse than tacky generic khaki shorts guys where all the time.. and I’d rather see white tights than hairy legs. More guys should wear skirts or at least kilts. The Scots had the right idea.
Yeah the guy talking to him in the last picture is definitely a nutcase. Who would dare to wear a T-shirt and sneakers with that skirt?
@ jezebel, don’t even try to play that school-girl skirt off as a kilt! No self-respecting Scotsman would wear a kilt that short.
I love him. What a way to say ‘fuck it’
I have uploaded my pics to http://x.criteri.us
but no so freak
How did he get the tattoo of a red visor to look so real? It’s like it actually protrudes from his forehead. Trip-out!
will you please send the original photos to my email box? thanks a lot!
I can’t see his PENIS anyway. Anyone has seen it before.
Dirty old pig. I’d like to see him try walking around like that in a Muslim country, they’d soon cut him down to size.
I’d like to see Maggie try walking around in a muslim country in her normal clothes; they’d soon cut her down to size, too.
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Yeah, we just saw this guy around July 1, 09, what a hoot. The crazy thing is that my wife and I walked with 15 feet of this guy in the Plaza de Catalunya and because of the crowd and those tattooed “Speedos” he’s not noticeable. After we passed him I had to tell my wife “hey, look, that guy’s naked”.
i saw the naked man on monday 7th july 09
My Dad and niece were just there and told me they saw this guy. They were too stunned to even take a picture!!!!! What a hoot. I love his socks are even tattooed on!!
“no one knows his name” eh his name’s Esteban I have pictures with him and he’s extremely nice. I always see him when I go to Barcelona.
I don not understand some of the reactions here.
Okay…. He walks around naked…..
So?
He does not hurt anybody.
The people who talk with him all say he is an extreme nice and friendly man. So what is the problem?
What is it with you people?
Why do you panic when ‘nude’comes to speak?
You see somebody naked? What happens with you?
Let’s say, someone sees you naked….. What happens with you than?
Why tha panic?
I had my picture taken with him in May 2007. We saw him several times. Funny to watch the responses of people when they see him. Obivously the locals don’t think too much of it!