March 26th, 2008 
Spooky 
I can’t believe some people think getting a wacky tan makes them look sexier.
I don’t know about you guys, but when I look at some of these pictures I get hungry. Don’t they looked like huge pieces of fried chicken?!? And it’s not even natural, they either use tanning salons or that brown powder crap they rub all over their body. I posted a piece on metrosexual wanna-be’s, and I thought I really found some unique pictures of unique people, but I see the disease is spreading!
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Kentucky fried white people?
They look fucking horrible.
You know, the difference between a tan you get from lying on a beach or in a tanning booth and a tan you get from just being outside a lot, (maybe, /working/ or something?) is the tan you get from the former pretty much covers all your skin, making you a uniform color. The latter leaves white spots where the sun doesn’t get, like under your brow, under your cheekbones and your chin, and the undersides of your forearms. White people look weird when they’re all one color, they’re supposed to have variations in tone like that.
No, thats self tanner gone horribly,horribly wrong.
It’s called melanoma–to some of the unlucky who get CA from the tanning beds. Just keep up the deep frying.
Most of those shiney brown people were spray-on tans.
It’s kind of a human form of photoshopping.
(Sorry, this was one of the very few posts on your site where someone didn’t mention photoshop – so I had to)
besides the ugly tan.. they all look incredibly ugly anyways..
a paper bag would be the smart choice for them…
especially those girls.. 2nd down and the other one.. they look like monsters…
those guys look like pinheads
As with most other things, everything should be done in moderation, especially tanning. Not only for your health, but for your complexion as well.
WOW…. Some people just don’t know when to quit. I personally blame it on Growing Up Gotti