I can’t believe some people think getting a wacky tan makes them look sexier.
I don’t know about you guys, but when I look at some of these pictures I get hungry. Don’t they looked like huge pieces of fried chicken?!? And it’s not even natural, they either use tanning salons or that brown powder crap they rub all over their body. I posted a piece on metrosexual wanna-be’s, and I thought I really found some unique pictures of unique people, but I see the disease is spreading!











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March 26, 2008
Kentucky fried white people?
They look fucking horrible.
March 27, 2008
You know, the difference between a tan you get from lying on a beach or in a tanning booth and a tan you get from just being outside a lot, (maybe, /working/ or something?) is the tan you get from the former pretty much covers all your skin, making you a uniform color. The latter leaves white spots where the sun doesn’t get, like under your brow, under your cheekbones and your chin, and the undersides of your forearms. White people look weird when they’re all one color, they’re supposed to have variations in tone like that.
March 27, 2008
No, thats self tanner gone horribly,horribly wrong.
April 9, 2008
It’s called melanoma–to some of the unlucky who get CA from the tanning beds. Just keep up the deep frying.
May 25, 2008
Most of those shiney brown people were spray-on tans.
It’s kind of a human form of photoshopping.
(Sorry, this was one of the very few posts on your site where someone didn’t mention photoshop - so I had to)