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		By: mom		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[mom]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2012 16:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[My thoughts lean towards the perfect gift for the obsessive compulsive germaphobe who would like occasional relief but doesn&#039;t want to actually touch ir.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My thoughts lean towards the perfect gift for the obsessive compulsive germaphobe who would like occasional relief but doesn&#8217;t want to actually touch ir.</p>
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		By: TC		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[TC]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2012 15:28:10 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Why not just let the nurses make some discreet side-cash by using a more &quot;hands-on&quot; approach ;) I&#039;d rather line-up to be be serviced by a hot nirse, not so much looking forward to a public-use machine.  A hot nurse is every guys fantasy with that cute white uniform. Technology isn&#039;t always the best way to go!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why not just let the nurses make some discreet side-cash by using a more &#8220;hands-on&#8221; approach 😉 I&#8217;d rather line-up to be be serviced by a hot nirse, not so much looking forward to a public-use machine.  A hot nurse is every guys fantasy with that cute white uniform. Technology isn&#8217;t always the best way to go!!</p>
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		By: Anthony		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anthony]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2012 21:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#062; eww. not cool not cool at all.

Really? So it&#039;s okay for women to use vibrators but this is not okay? Unless you&#039;re also anti-vibrator, you&#039;re being a hypocrite.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&gt; eww. not cool not cool at all.</p>
<p>Really? So it&#8217;s okay for women to use vibrators but this is not okay? Unless you&#8217;re also anti-vibrator, you&#8217;re being a hypocrite.</p>
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		By: Justin		</title>
		<link>https://www.odditycentral.com/funny/chinese-hospitals-introduce-automatic-sperm-extractors.html#comment-418235</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2012 14:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I want a smaller one to fit right under my computer desk.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want a smaller one to fit right under my computer desk.</p>
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		By: Bob		</title>
		<link>https://www.odditycentral.com/funny/chinese-hospitals-introduce-automatic-sperm-extractors.html#comment-417604</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bob]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2012 16:31:37 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[What, is a fleshlight just too big for the average Chinese man?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What, is a fleshlight just too big for the average Chinese man?</p>
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		By: Alex		</title>
		<link>https://www.odditycentral.com/funny/chinese-hospitals-introduce-automatic-sperm-extractors.html#comment-417532</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2012 14:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Is that Birdo from Super Mario Bros. 2 hiding in there?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is that Birdo from Super Mario Bros. 2 hiding in there?</p>
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		By: Lisa - lybliss		</title>
		<link>https://www.odditycentral.com/funny/chinese-hospitals-introduce-automatic-sperm-extractors.html#comment-417420</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lisa - lybliss]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2012 10:45:13 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[ok so I was going along with an &quot;okay if that is what works&quot; frame of mind til I read  &quot;with an average of between 20 and 30 patients using it every day.&quot;
Then... OMG really,  really ? co that&#039;s a bit manky.. eww. not cool not cool at all.]]></description>
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Then&#8230; OMG really,  really ? co that&#8217;s a bit manky.. eww. not cool not cool at all.</p>
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