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		By: Sleeko		</title>
		<link>https://www.odditycentral.com/funny/segway-special-forces.html#comment-21562</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sleeko]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 19:31:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[And Best Buy thgought they had a Geek Squad..]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And Best Buy thgought they had a Geek Squad..</p>
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		By: Applebees		</title>
		<link>https://www.odditycentral.com/funny/segway-special-forces.html#comment-21346</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Applebees]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 09:49:13 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I must say that you provide genuine, quality information. Thanks for this!

BTW, dpn&#039;t you think your blog needs a better wordpress template?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I must say that you provide genuine, quality information. Thanks for this!</p>
<p>BTW, dpn&#8217;t you think your blog needs a better wordpress template?</p>
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		By: suckmedry		</title>
		<link>https://www.odditycentral.com/funny/segway-special-forces.html#comment-20666</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[suckmedry]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 08:53:34 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[you are fucking idiot. No doubt you are western... and western cops are the ones who end up so fat they cant fucking run to chase criminals anymore. Chinese police are highly trained in martial arts and just because they use this doesn&#039;t mean they don&#039;t do rigorous physical exercise elsewhere.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you are fucking idiot. No doubt you are western&#8230; and western cops are the ones who end up so fat they cant fucking run to chase criminals anymore. Chinese police are highly trained in martial arts and just because they use this doesn&#8217;t mean they don&#8217;t do rigorous physical exercise elsewhere.</p>
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		By: Ebay hot items		</title>
		<link>https://www.odditycentral.com/funny/segway-special-forces.html#comment-7296</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ebay hot items]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 18:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Very interesting blog, i have added it to my fovourites, greetings]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very interesting blog, i have added it to my fovourites, greetings</p>
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		By: Grandma in Canada		</title>
		<link>https://www.odditycentral.com/funny/segway-special-forces.html#comment-6856</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Grandma in Canada]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Really.  Is this a joke?  If it isn&#039;t the Segway marketing people have pulled off the
best marketing coup EVER.  
To think that they sat around laughingly saying &quot; Now
we should sell it to cops, yeah.&quot;  and the boss says &quot; Jimmy , you speak the language, go for it --try China first.&quot;  So, Jimmy comes back and they are laughing 
themselves STOOPID.  Especially after seeing the photos.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Really.  Is this a joke?  If it isn&#8217;t the Segway marketing people have pulled off the<br />
best marketing coup EVER.<br />
To think that they sat around laughingly saying &#8221; Now<br />
we should sell it to cops, yeah.&#8221;  and the boss says &#8221; Jimmy , you speak the language, go for it &#8211;try China first.&#8221;  So, Jimmy comes back and they are laughing<br />
themselves STOOPID.  Especially after seeing the photos.</p>
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		By: Tweak		</title>
		<link>https://www.odditycentral.com/funny/segway-special-forces.html#comment-6684</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tweak]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 05:55:27 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The segways look positively preposterous if you ask me. And 12 mph max?  We cant be cheap when it comes down to life and death missions.  If they have to pull out a gun, they shouldn&#039;t be riding a segway.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The segways look positively preposterous if you ask me. And 12 mph max?  We cant be cheap when it comes down to life and death missions.  If they have to pull out a gun, they shouldn&#8217;t be riding a segway.</p>
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		By: w		</title>
		<link>https://www.odditycentral.com/funny/segway-special-forces.html#comment-6441</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[w]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:25:28 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I thought segways were for homosexual people]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought segways were for homosexual people</p>
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		By: Joker		</title>
		<link>https://www.odditycentral.com/funny/segway-special-forces.html#comment-6438</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Joker]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:46:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Fucking Lazy Pigs]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fucking Lazy Pigs</p>
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		By: Jeebopz		</title>
		<link>https://www.odditycentral.com/funny/segway-special-forces.html#comment-6367</link>

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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 19:09:40 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[LOL @ Supaw and OperatorC!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL @ Supaw and OperatorC!!</p>
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		By: Cortney		</title>
		<link>https://www.odditycentral.com/funny/segway-special-forces.html#comment-5828</link>

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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 08:36:35 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[that is funny a** sh*t there!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that is funny a** sh*t there!</p>
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