Goth Weddings Are Weird as Hell!

Of course I already knew that, since this isn’t the first time I post about a goth wedding. I guess I just needed something to remind me of how bizarre these events are.

And these photos of a goth couple getting married in Russia did the trick. I’m sure they’re both nice people and I wish them a very happy marriage, but they scare the crap out of me. I mean she’s practically bald and makes Morticia look like a total babe, and he…Well, he looks like an elf on crack, no offense.

via English Russia

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9 Responses to “Goth Weddings Are Weird as Hell!”

  1. C says:

    Wow the bride in this picture looks very beautiful.

  2. The only thing i liked about them in those photos is their dress.Especially the brides dress looks really cool.

  3. Sarah says:

    I like the idea of black and white wedding theme.

  4. phyre says:

    They both look too young to be getting married, but the only thing I find unattractive or freaky about either of them is her hairline. That look was popular in Elizabethan England, but it doesn’t work for her. Other than that, though, she’s perfectly adorable, and the guy does look like a LOTR elf, but not a crackhead at all.

  5. candyman says:

    Look at the guests behind them. Sure they’re normal. Look at the baby guest: those two once looked like that. One hopes. Reminds me of Marilyn Manson and Dita von Teese. Just hope the makeup doesn’t run in that smootch!
    Mazel tov, you two! Candyman- EYE CANDY FOR THE MASSES

  6. Not necessarily my type, but to each his own. Mazel tov to the bride and groom!

  7. Huh says:

    Where is the weird part? All I see is people going married happily.. :|

  8. Goth Girl says:

    Awww, that’s one adorable couple.

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