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Well this guy has a pair of undershorts tattooed on his body so technically he isn’t naked.
If you’re ever in Barcelona, you might get “lucky” and run into “the old naked guy“. No one knows his name but everybody knows him, he’s kind of a local mascot, walking around in the nude with his huge penis hanging down halfway to his knees. Tourists either avoid him or just stop and stare at him, but he doesn’t seem to mind. The police have tried to reason with him and he has even been institutionalized a few times but he always came back.
There isn’t much more I can say about this naked man of Barcelona so I’ll just let the pics speak for themselves.




Comments
13 comments


Anil Satwik









April 24, 2008
sick old bastard
April 24, 2008
A wang tattoo!
April 25, 2008
lmao
April 26, 2008
I actually think the bloke he’s talking to in the last photo is stranger than him!
April 28, 2008
Nice to see he wore socks, hate to see a nude ankle…..the wang tatoo….ewwwww!
April 29, 2008
Holy shit! I saw that dude when I was there. I thought it was just an isolated incident, but apparently not.
April 29, 2008
a pair of freaks
April 29, 2008
The guy in the skirt doesn’t look any worse than tacky generic khaki shorts guys where all the time.. and I’d rather see white tights than hairy legs. More guys should wear skirts or at least kilts. The Scots had the right idea.
April 29, 2008
Yeah the guy talking to him in the last picture is definitely a nutcase. Who would dare to wear a T-shirt and sneakers with that skirt?
April 29, 2008
@ jezebel, don’t even try to play that school-girl skirt off as a kilt! No self-respecting Scotsman would wear a kilt that short.
April 29, 2008
I love him. What a way to say ‘fuck it’
April 29, 2008
I have uploaded my pics to http://x.criteri.us
but no so freak
April 29, 2008
How did he get the tattoo of a red visor to look so real? It’s like it actually protrudes from his forehead. Trip-out!