The Heart-Attack Restaurant

Taste worth dying for!

That’s the motto of Heart-Attack Grill, a restaurant that prides itself on offering its customers probably the fattest, most dangerous food they’ll ever eat. But, like we all know, the greasiest food is also the tastiest. Heart-Attack Grill‘s menu includes the simple, double, triple and quadruple Bypass Burgers, Flatliner Fries (deep-fried in pure lard), Jolt Cola and no-filter cigarettes.

If you want to put your life on the line to experience the heavenly taste of fat food, all you have to do is travel to Chandler, Arizona, where Heart-Attack Grill is located. In case you do get a heart-attack, there are nurses in the restaurant, the only problem is they have no medical training, they just serve the food and look very hot, but that’s beeter than nothing right?








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  • zeus Posted on October 15, 2008

    wow. a meal for a king!

  • Wendy Posted on October 15, 2008

    The quality of the hamburger meat was not that great. But the hamburgers look really good.

  • Myron Tay Posted on October 15, 2008

    This is what heaven must be like. :’)

  • J Devon Mintuck Posted on October 16, 2008


    wonder what real doctors think, hmm?

  • K.T. Posted on October 26, 2008

    WTF? That’s crazy. A heart attack indeed! I wanna go their.

  • Nikita Posted on October 27, 2008

    My ex would eat that as a snack but change the burger to steaks Heart Attack Central

  • David Posted on October 27, 2008

    Place looks great but it’s not the burgers I want to eat.

  • Aussie Posted on November 10, 2008

    if any of you guys ever get to Brisbane, Australia there are two burgers that will definately be the end of you. The first is ata place called Chimmys in the Valley Mall. Its like the burger above but has other crap stuffed in it like a Wad of aioli and relish and friend everything…Then they dip the whole thing in egg and deep fry the sucker, Elvis style. If you are alive after that check out the “Worlds Hottest Burger” aptly named the Megadeath. Its at a restaurant at the Wellington point Hotel, just google it and read one of the stories of a guy who “Attempted” to get through it. It will leave you with both tears of laughter and of sympathy pain.. You have been warned.

  • Brian Posted on November 19, 2008

    I wish I could suck on all the girls toes!!!

  • STC Posted on November 23, 2008

    That is the biggest and much larger than the burger in the Andys at Spring Hope.

  • STC Posted on November 23, 2008

    That would defenetly kill people in those who would eat those burgers especially the quater-pound burger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • STC Posted on November 23, 2008

    that would kill me

  • Mike Schwartz Posted on November 23, 2008

    I love this place, err story, because of the asinine objections from the nursing profession. Just like with McDonald’s infamous settlement years ago, does any middle school student (or intellectual equivalent) REALLY a warning about hot coffee? Similarly, is a disclaimer for the term *gag! “nurse” truly necessary on a clearly-labeled “Heart Attack Grill” business? Funny how none of these nurses objected to Halloween costumes manufacturers with the same gusto. Secondly, if a dentist invented the gaw-breaker, why shouldn’t there be mock nurses and aptly named burgers?

  • mitchell Posted on November 23, 2008

    were is it

  • stevenw Posted on November 23, 2008

    Yeah, but do they have “nurses?”

  • DGKEDD Posted on December 9, 2008

    WOW!!! You watch though someone will call the ACLU. Some goofball will say he had no will power and the result was explosive, screamin mei mei’s. But, damn it looks good. Now I can’t start my new vegetarian diet today. I will have to eat one before I die.

  • Me Posted on January 14, 2009

    Nope, just sexy vixens in nurses uniforms. Hmm, hook me up an IV!

  • LA B Posted on March 4, 2009

    is there a doctor on site….?

  • ed Posted on March 18, 2009

    Dr….I wanna a NURSE!!!

  • Bil Munsil K1ATV HAM TV Posted on June 14, 2009

    If you weigh 350 or more you eat free – although the drinks are not free.

  • Anonymous Posted on June 26, 2009

    Hurf durf.

  • Dean Posted on February 14, 2010

    Now the gimmick includes making you wear a hospital gown, or they will harass you until you do. If you refuse to put the gown on they will not serve you and kick you out. Even if you were served a drink before being told to put the gown on they will not allow you to finish it and make you pay for it. They will escort you to the door and tell you not to return. No, I’m not joking. The owner of this place is the biggest @#&% of all time. You may end up getting lice at this place as they likely just refold the gowns for the next customer.
    If you really want to see a place with real class you should go the Tilted Kilt right up the street North to Warner and Kyrene. Great atmosphere and great food and the waitresses are always nice

  • truthhurts Posted on April 14, 2010

    Awesome! Great way to cull the herd.

  • truthhurts Posted on April 14, 2010

    Awesome! Great way to cull the herd.

  • Kelvin Posted on June 7, 2010

    American entrepreneurship at his WORST.

    When you need slutty waitress to attract the fattest of the american fattest, It tells you a lot about the quality of the establishment… Really despicable, lowest of the lowest and the worst part is, people keep giving this place free pub.

  • bob mcbunyanans Posted on July 28, 2010

    I WEIGHED 150lbs BEFORE AND NOW I WEIGH 230lbs!!!!!!!

  • dave Posted on September 7, 2010

    who is spooky, that is what the lads in work christened me after seeing a spook/ghost one night while working. do i know you??????

  • Spooky Posted on September 7, 2010

    Ha, I don’t think so, but it’s nice to know there are other Spookies out there

  • T Posted on September 18, 2011

    Amazing, got my mouth watery. Kudos to the chick nurses.