Meet Ahmed Angel – Probably the Most Narcissistic Guy on the Internet

His bright eyes have the power to see into your soul, his glossed hair makes girls reach for their computer screens to touch it, and his photo captions make you feel like you’ve skipped grammar classes in school. He is Ahmed Angel – the greatest internet superstar ever…

If you thought Zoolander was just the fruit of Ben Stiller’s wild imagination, think again. He’s real, and his name is Ahmed Angel. Quite an appropriate name for this angelic male super model the world can’t seem to get enough of. Crazy photos of this new internet superstar have been doing the rounds on sites like Buzzfeed or The Huffington Post for the last week, with everyone trying to find out more about him. Apart from his out-worldly prettiness everything else about Ahmed Angel was a mystery. Well, maybe not everything. Anyone could see he was craving attention like his life depended on it, and his love for makeup, hair gel and acid-washed jeans was obvious from the hundreds of edited photos he posted on his Facebook page. But the world wanted something of substance. Who was this dashingly handsome man that captured the imaginations of millions around the world and inspired hundreds of hilarious comments on Reddit with his killer looks? Was he even real? Luckily, Ahmed was kind enough to answer questions posted by various media outlets on his Facebook page, and reveal more about himself.


It turns out Ahmed Angel is an 18-year-old Iraqi currently studying medicine in Belarus. “I’m not a model but I’m Top Model !!!” he told the International Business Times, but although Angel claims he has received ”many international contracts to work in cinema and art” he has put his modelling career on hold for now, to focus on his studies. Still, he’s not at all bothered by all the attention he’s been getting lately. ”This is a great honor for me !!!And now I’m very confused and worried Because of the surprise that got !!! [sic] So quietly planning I do not know how to deal with this fame :( ” he said via Facebook.


There’s a lot that can be said about Ahmed Angel, but as you know, a picture is worth a thousands words, so I’ll just let some of his best work do the talking. Enjoy, and remember, HE IS PLANET!





















Photos: Ahmed Angel/Facebook

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Feedback (11 Comments)

  • sigmund Posted on May 15, 2013

    These photos… I think they gave me cancer.

  • creemoweet Posted on May 15, 2013

    D to the O to the UCHE BAGGIN”!

  • creemoweet Posted on May 15, 2013

    HaHaHaHa….he spelled Dumb Ass wrong.

  • theodora Posted on May 16, 2013

    Well, he does have a handsome face and beautiful eyes.

    Too bad it is overshadowed by the hideous fashion sense, the horrible hairstyle, and the horrifying use of Photoshop.

  • Colin Posted on May 16, 2013

    I love me very long time.

  • E Posted on May 17, 2013

    the most beautiful man?????? I don’t think so!

  • Rick Posted on May 18, 2013

    Am I the only person who remembers Mahir Çağrı? (People of the world I kiss you!)

  • everyman Posted on May 20, 2013

    Ugly, even after all that photoshopping.

  • larry Posted on June 5, 2013

    the only thing that he has going for him is beautiful eyes, as they are so unusual! That hair has to go and he is not handsome, perhaps cute would be more appropriate!

  • Oops Posted on July 2, 2013

    I feel terribly sorry for that young man, because all he’s inspiring me is… fear. Really, his face, his body and the way he poses in front of the camera, I can’t watch it. Something in his face scares me a lot, maybe his eyes and the way he looks at us… He reminds me of some pervert, or something like that…
    Sorry Ahmed, Bryan Gosling, Jared Leto, Leonardo DiCaprio, Zac Efron, Bradley Cooper,(…) THEY are sexy. Not you… :/