If, for some reason, you’ve always dreamed of having a dad bod, but you’re also to addicted to exercising and in great shape, you may want to check out “The Dadbag”, a fanny pack that doubles as a natural fanny pack.
London-based art director Albert Pukies is one of those few people who actually long for a dad bod, but are also aware of the risks associated with belly fat. So instead of stuffing his face with high-calorie foods, he just came up with an accessory that makes it seem like the wearer is slouching with his belly sticking out from the bottom their shirt. It’s basically just an ordinary fanny pack, only it has a realistic belly printed on it, so the dad bod effect is pretty much guaranteed.
“I made the DadBag because I’m desperate to have a dad bod but I’m also very concerned about the health risks associated with it,” Albert wrote on Bored Panda. “The solution is quite simple, a bumbag with a proper dad belly printed on it. Now I can put on a dad bod whenever I feel like it and even store my valuables in it.”
As the owner of an all-natural dad-bod, I can understand why Pukies wants a belly of his own. It’s soft, hairy and the ladies love it. Unfortunately, if you want one too, I have some bad news. You’ll have to get it the old fashioned way, because the Dadbag is not for sale. Not yet, anyway, but the English artist is looking for investors willing to help him mass-produce his unique accessory. So if that’s you, get in touch with him, so we can make the dad bod cool again.
And if you’re worried about the Dadbag not matching your skin tone and hairiness, don’t be. Albert Pukies has already come up with several design variants and can probably handle custom orders as well. All you need is the desire for a dad bod.