Ashes, the Hairless Monkey

Ashes is a 13 year old chimpanzee that has literally no hair on its body. When he was born, Ashes had a beautiful fur, but by the time he turned one, he was completely bald. Looking at his arms I can understand why a chimp could easily rip a human’s arms off if it wanted to, he’s just a huge pile of muscles.

Ashes the hairless monkey

bald monkey sleping

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20 Responses to “Ashes, the Hairless Monkey”

  1. Monkey Man says:

    Look at him he’s built like a brick shithouse!!! But wassup w/ the nipples hanging low????

  2. Molly says:

    You can tell how closely humans and monkeys are related by this. It looks just like a human :)

  3. Ramin says:

    Male chimps are even more muscular. Now you understand why chimps are so strong.

  4. Hank says:

    Third pic down he makes me think of the gargoyle in ghostbusters.

  5. Amy says:

    Aww! He looks like Laurence Tierney!

  6. Heather says:

    This chimpanzee is not “Ashes”. It is a female named Cinder. She lives at the St. Louis zoo and was born there in 1994

  7. Jack-o master says:

    Looks like semi-Caucasian? It wasn’t me!

  8. Jim says:

    looks like shrek with saggy nips

  9. Winda says:

    He is a she, her name is Cinder. She lives at the Louisianna Zoo.

  10. econobiker says:

    Sadly Cinder (not Ashes) the bald chimp died on Feb 15, 2009. Go to the St. Louis Zoo website for information.

  11. Jillian says:

    You Guys do no that is a girl monkey! And here name is Cinder and she died omg im gonna cry so yeah that is cinder 14 year old monkey at St louis well she died So yeah that is a GIRL and HER name is CINDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. DAVID says:

    I ALWAYS KNEW THAT HUMANS AND APES WERE COUSINS OF EACHOTHER. THIS JUST FUTHER PROVES THE SIMILARITIES, THE PROOF IS RIGHT HERE.
    MANY PEOPLE I KNOW FEEL THAT ITS WRONG TO THINK THAT WE ARE RELATED TO APES BECAUSE THEY FEAR THAT IT MIGHT CONTRADICT THEIR RELIGOUS BELIEFS. IN THE SCIENTIFIC WORLD WE HUMANS ARE ALSO REFERED TO AS “THE GREAT APES”. ITS UNBELIEVABLE THAT AS INTELIGENT AS WE ARE HOW CAN OVERLOOK THIS.

  13. Tim Kozusko says:

    It’s an ape, not a monkey! Monkeys have tails, apes do not. The difference is not trivial.

  14. HappyVealCow says:

    Homology does not equal morphology

  15. Evolved says:

    it looks like a frog, proving that monkeys evolved from kermit!

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  17. nZm Anthony says:

    Dude if that chimp was painted green it be mint hulk =0

  18. CAPS LOCK says:

    ITS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!!

  19. p00psh00t says:

    ZOMG. A HAIRLESS MUNKY. I LUBZ IT. SEW MUCH.,.,..XDMFL

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