New Zealand Pub Serves Shots of Apple-Flavored Horse Semen

A pub in Wellington, New Zealand, has caused quite a stir after it decided to serve apple-flavored horse semen shots to its customers.

Steven Drummond, co-owner of the Green Man Pub, in Wellington, was looking for a new drink as the entry for the nationwide 14th annual Monteith’s Beer & Wild Food Challenge, when he realized the sperm harvested from a nearby Christchurch stallion farm would make a fine choice. Add some apple flavor and voila, you have the most disgusting shot ever served in a bar. And the weirdest thing is people actually pay big money to try it. If someone paid you to drink horse semen, I’d (kind of) understand, but when you’re the one paying $20 for a shot of the stuff, you have a problem.

According to Green Man Pub chef, Jason Varley, the horse semen drink known as “Hoihoi tatea” is particularly¬†preferred¬†by the female clientele. Most ladies down the stuff and afterwards make jokes about going home and getting their husbands to eat grass, or about the possibility of their children being born with long faces. Varley admits he tried horse semen himself and claims it tastes “ok”, “like custard”, but says it’s not very popular with men, in general.

Despite possible health benefits of drinking sperm, like boosted testosterone levels due to the DHEA hormone, none of the customers who tried Hoihoi tatea came back for seconds. The Green Man staff actually advise customers to drink the shot in one gulp, instead of trying to sip it like a delicious cocktail. If you want to try apple-flavored horse semen yourself, I suggest you hurry, as it’s only available until July 3, when Monteith’s Beer & Wild Food Challenge ends.

via Dominion Post and Metro


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Feedback (24 Comments)

  • okuma Posted on June 30, 2011

    “If you want to try apple-flavored horse semen yourself, I suggest you hurry” OR, y’know…seek professional help.

  • Jocko Posted on July 3, 2011

    Jesus New Zealand, do you mind? We’re trying to have a civilization here. I mean good God, have some self respect.

  • Fred Posted on July 11, 2011

    BLLLAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHH

  • SwizzZY Posted on August 10, 2011

    WTF Im from Welly hood!!! I didnt know this went down!! WTFFFFFFF!!

  • Anne Posted on January 8, 2012

    Its kinda hot and sexy an the reaction from your partner is pretty hot as well. People all over the world eat different things when you think about it as well from different parts of things.

  • Luke Posted on January 31, 2012

    adf79nk i9qwe0= jgls[f9bgubu0p;kn .

    sorry, it’s hard to type when the keyboard’s filled with vomit.