July 22nd, 2008 
Spooky 
A strange crater appeared in Potters Field, London on Saturday revealing a strange, unidentified object. The area was soon surrounded by a fence and men in black are guarding the strange machine. Nothing has been revealed about this UFO-looking object that is emitting smoke and strange noises.
All everyone knows about this unidentified object is that is part of the new Insignia launch by Vauxhall. Have they invited aliens to their car launch? That would so bury the competition.
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Ok so what’s that one dude in black gonna do if 100 people start jumping over the fence to check it out from up close?
Here we go again living the UFO dream… aliens! They’re aliens!!
This is just a publicity stunt. You can clearly see, that
the dirt around it, is dug up and placed around it in neat piles.
If that thing should’ve travelled thru space and chrashed
into the ground like that, it would have tossed dirt and rocks
all over the place.
And by the way, that thing is way to clean. After a trip like that,
it should’ve been burnt and dirty as hell.
Those men in black have their hands in their back preparing their neuralizer pen…
@ BlueZipher: thank you CAPTAIN OBVIOUS…VIOUS…Vious…vious..vious