Forget Wii Sports, How About A Game of We Pray?

Mass: We Pray, you could say it gets you closer to religion in a virtual way. Made my point and did it rhyming, thank you very much.

First of all, this is no joke folks, Mass: We Pray is a real gaming system aimed to help you and your family experience the joy of Sunday Mass anytime you want, in the comfort of your own home. “”After all, a family shouldn’t have to wait until Sunday to worship the Lord” as it’s said in the game’s press release.

Mass: We Pray was obviously inspired by the revolutionary Nintendo Wii, but instead of Wiimotes and Nunchucks it features two cross-shaped motion-detecting remotes and kneelers for a genuine religious experience. You and your kids can participate in over 24 different ceremonies and compete in “fun” challenges like Ring the Church Bell,  Spray Holly Water or Shake the…Smoke Thingy Used in Church. The more you play the more grace points you collect and with them you can unlock the “uber-cool” holy mysteries. There’s even a downloadable expansion pack with even more “fun-packed” religious activities.

“Sadly”, Mass: We Pray will be available on Easter 2010, at the soonest, but you can pre-order starting November 20, 2009. So who needs boring games like Wii Sports, when you can have the heavenly Mass: We Pray.

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  • Metzger Posted on November 18, 2009

    This is very disturbing. It saddens me to see just how twisted religion and beliefs have become twisted over time. I wish the ultra religious zealots in our society would take a step back and see the forest for the trees. If you love your religion so much then study its history, and the history of all religions and religious concepts and application. Having faith in something is one thing, but makeing or encouraging your kids to play some retarded game that simulates church is in the realm zealotry. These are the same people that would pour boiling oil down none believers throats during the crusades because they believe that because their ideals are ultimate because they are devine. Which is totally wrong. If you believe in going to church and reading the bible and all that then good, YOU do it. Dont force your kids to do it. Especially not in this manner. If your kids want to become religious freaks on there own then thats one thing. But forcing down there throats is another. Plus, even the bible itself states that all “church” is is when 2 or more people gather together to recognize God as their lord and savior. You religious fanatics sicken me with your twist perception of what organized religion is truley all about.

  • Great parody :) Posted on November 19, 2009

    I love this joke. Especially on how it shows that teaching this crap to our kids is totally sick. The video gives a good point, that making your kids play a game like this is freaky, but making them to really believe in it is totally 600AD.

  • Devil's Advocate Posted on November 19, 2009

    It’s easy to laugh at this, but at the same time it’s also very depressing. Thay are using modern technology not only to brainwash children with false beliefs, but also to make money

  • Zilla Posted on November 19, 2009

    Yea I agree with you folks this game is pretty freaky, but I am a believer in Jesus Christ and the Bible, this kind of religious activities don’t belong to Christians really. Jesus doesn’t want us to be religious, but to LIVE the regular life with Him! Yes I pray, but not in a specific position (kneeling) or I don’t have to do crossmarks, I just speak to my Father in Heaven in my own words. So I wouldn’t buy this game for my children. Rather I would teach them to search for the truth, and make their own decisions.

  • robin Posted on November 23, 2009

    This is a joke people, click on the read more things and you will get to see the trailer of the game based on Dante’s inferno

  • Mike Posted on November 24, 2009

    I’m Catholic… and pretty orthodox about it… and I hate the idea of this game. If it’s a joke (as I originally assumed) it’s pretty funny. If it’s real, though, it’s really just making a mockery of Mass. It’s replacing what should be a supreme act of worship with a bunch of meaningless motions. :(

  • kaonashi Posted on November 29, 2009

    it’s just an elaborate advertisement for a movie coming out in Feb. 2010.

  • lojes Posted on November 30, 2009

    hello saints out there

    Please pray to Jesus for my SAlvation
    atleast after this coming Xmas

    For Jesus has stopped listening
    my prayers and has stopped to help
    me

    what is the use of my life if Jesus
    denies and delays to help me
    when i am in some URGENT need

    i do not want any hope or anything
    but freedom from this world
    (where even Jesus not listens me)

    Pray to Jesus and ask him
    why did he came in my life
    if He wanted to forsake me
    like this?

    I don’t want Jesus to save my life
    but free me from this world
    which will be more than enough
    for me

    thank you for reading my prayer
    and prayer for me

    bye

    amu

  • dante alighieri Posted on December 8, 2009

    its a gag

    a trailer for the game: dante’s inferno

    EA does this often

    look

    Tiger woods gag: http://kotaku.com/5040128/yes-tiger-woods-can-in-fact-walk-on-water

    Spore gag
    http://kotaku.com/5046243/spore-gets-worlds-tiniest-billboard-requires-telescope-to-see

    sorry for my bad english

  • professor nutbutter Posted on January 12, 2010

    Seriously, people. Click the links. It’s a joke. It’s for Dante’s Inferno as previously stated.