Goth Weddings Are Weird as Hell!

Of course I already knew that, since this isn’t the first time I post about a goth wedding. I guess I just needed something to remind me of how bizarre these events are.

And these photos of a goth couple getting married in Russia did the trick. I’m sure they’re both nice people and I wish them a very happy marriage, but they scare the crap out of me. I mean she’s practically bald and makes Morticia look like a total babe, and he…Well, he looks like an elf on crack, no offense.

via English Russia











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Feedback (10 Comments)

  • C Posted on August 22, 2009

    Wow the bride in this picture looks very beautiful.

  • Sarah Posted on September 17, 2009

    I like the idea of black and white wedding theme.

  • phyre Posted on October 15, 2009

    They both look too young to be getting married, but the only thing I find unattractive or freaky about either of them is her hairline. That look was popular in Elizabethan England, but it doesn’t work for her. Other than that, though, she’s perfectly adorable, and the guy does look like a LOTR elf, but not a crackhead at all.

  • candyman Posted on November 2, 2009

    Look at the guests behind them. Sure they’re normal. Look at the baby guest: those two once looked like that. One hopes. Reminds me of Marilyn Manson and Dita von Teese. Just hope the makeup doesn’t run in that smootch!
    Mazel tov, you two! Candyman- EYE CANDY FOR THE MASSES

  • HotRussianBrides Posted on November 2, 2009

    Not necessarily my type, but to each his own. Mazel tov to the bride and groom!

  • Huh Posted on November 4, 2009

    Where is the weird part? All I see is people going married happily.. 😐

  • Not all there Posted on April 27, 2010

    They make a fine couple. Nothing weird about this at all.
    Yeah he looks like an elf, but there is nothing wrong with elves, and he pulls it off well.
    I have to admit that I am not too fond of his boots or her hairline, but each to their own, and I suppose she is going for the more victorian goth look that way, while his boots are rather more cyber goth.
    I believe that people should wear what they want to wear, especially on something as special as their wedding day.

  • Deb Posted on May 3, 2010

    They look gorgeous and I hope they are happy.

  • HiLLjO Posted on October 11, 2011

    Yes this is seriously a stylish unique wedding! How awesome they kept it simple but splurged on what made their vision come to life. How sweet!

  • GothBunni Posted on March 1, 2012

    Okay Trolls, don’t even comment! They have a beautiful wedding and I hope that when I have mine that it’ll be as pretty and romantic as theirs, and leave her hair alone. That’s the style she wants it in, and who cares if its “in”. Not all of us follow the crowd you know, a lot of us like to do something different and creative. That’s what makes us unique stupids! If we were all dressed and all looked the same, then we wouldn’t have a world to live in in the first place! As for the guy, I have never seen a groom all dressed in white, I would love a black and white wedding, but instead of me wearing white, I would like a black dress and my husband to wear white. And that is just down right rude to be calling him a crack head! They are a nice looking couple, and you never know if they’re looking over all these comment and wondering how many people are wasting their worthless living time criticizing about their wedding. For all the people who put good comments, I really appreciate that. For all you meaningless trolls, go find something better to do than to than posting up negative crap, because no one whats to hear it.